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daigurren:

can you imagine

hoenn remake

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officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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hello HarbringerOfDeath

flyingtit:

kaitokirishima:

um isnt yaoi a little gay

its usually a little gay and a big gay

awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

Anonymous:
are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?

rorpie:

rorpie:

well this annoying thing happens like every day:

I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES

travelers-insurance:

remember that time i watched one episdoe of weeds?

netflix does